Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.

Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives

by Balruban April 16, 2022

Duffster Dive

A term to describe a meteroic fall from grace of a high ranking public official mired in political scandal as a result of activity that amounts to political suicide for the official and anyone else that has voluntarily enaged in the activity.

A politician that has been caught mishandling public funds and who then engages in political subterfuge in an attempt to cover up the error is doing a "Duffster Dive".

by juris skeptic May 21, 2013

russian dive

A skillful, sexual, act. Where the male must have courage and precision, and the other party, poise and trust
You take a running jump with an errect penis, aiming for a sexual orifice such as a pussy or anus
A mouth might not be such a good idea

I heard jimmy broke his cock, trying his luck at a Russian Dive again

by INVADERCHUCK May 24, 2016

Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023

dive people

Like frequenting a dive bar. Famous celebrities date dive people for various reasons

KimK wants to date dive people.

by Yobob May 25, 2023

Nebraskan Nose Dive

When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.

Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it

by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022