darcey

a person who is self centered

omg you are acting like a darcey

by flyingcontraction November 9, 2007

One Direction

One Direction is a boyband consisiting of five members, Harry Styles - 18, Liam Payne - 19, Niall Horan - 19, Zayn Malik - 19 and Louis Tomlinson - 20. They were formed on the X Factor UK, after all having been eliminated in bootcamp, they were reassembled by the judges. One Direction have millions of fans, who call themselves Directioners. They have two albums, Up All Night and Take Me Home. Louis, Zayn and Liam all have girlfriends, Eleanor Calder, Perrie Edwards and Danielle Peazer. Liam is afraid of spoons, Louis loves girls who eat carrots, Harry has a thing for "cougars", Niall is Irish and loves to eat, Zayn loves to look in mirrors and can't dance. People that claim to be Directioners, but don't know anything about the boys, their families o their girlfriends, are called Directionators.

Directioner: OMG! Have you heard Rock Me!? It's like the best!
Fan: Yeah, I've heard it and am trying to learn all the words!

Directionator: It's a brilliant song, I mean One Direction are fabulewis!
Directioner: You must be new...

ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND AREN'T GAY! THEY'V ALL HAD SEX BEFORE!!

by OneDirection'sWifeeyForLifeey! December 9, 2012

No Dice

An awesome quote that only awesome people and Storm Shaun can use. It can only be used when a guy gets owned and its origins are from 50's gambling.

Noob: I just owned your Protoss with my Zerg

(Noob tries to own Storm Shaun but he counter attacks and kills all his forces)

Storm Shaun: No Dice

Noob: I just got pwned :(

by Storm Shaun September 21, 2010

Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

by Neil November 24, 2003

Directions

Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even making out

I got some directions over the weekend!

by Julianne Leanth April 6, 2005

dicey

What happens when you ride a bike on a frozen lake. You get all dicey and shiznat. (((WHAT WHAT!)))

Check it, lets go ride on that lake with our Huffy's, it's for sure gonna end up dicey!

by JordanDiginZ0rz October 5, 2003

direah of the mouth

being too stupid to shut yo damn mouth, when someone just keeps talking

holy shit! she's got direah of the mouth, bitch wouldn't shut up!

by deja2entendu May 15, 2006