Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021
Get the Trim A Cowmug. Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit
by emeliano May 27, 2018
Get the Who is this cow?!mug. by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016
Get the blubber cowmug. “Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
Get the Trash Cowmug. Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
Get the Cow Logicmug. Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.
A ridden midden
A ridden midden
'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'
'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'
'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'
'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'
'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'
by Dave55555 April 14, 2014
Get the scabby cowmug. when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022
Get the Cow Tippingmug.