Cocked & Locked 

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

Cocked & Locked by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

cold cocked 

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.

I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

cold cocked by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007

i choked it 

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

i choked it by kheekis April 14, 2010

cocked 

to have phone sex. It rhymes with talked. But it's no ordinary form of talking, it's phone sex. Hence, cocked.

"omg laur! i totally cocked with brandon last night! class with him tomorrow should be awkward"

cocked by lauren1215 February 24, 2008

Crooked Niner 

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

Crooked Niner by Apophis December 28, 2003

rice cooker 

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

rice cooker by benjaminquacvo April 3, 2008

crooked I 

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

crooked I by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005