cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019

Xi cold

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).

Seems they are left in Xi Cold.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019