Coffee and Water 

A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants

Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty

Coffee and Water by Kevin_cheese June 13, 2022

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

Coffee Crowning by anonymous June 16, 2022

coffee mint 

A coffee mint jamais a product used to freshen the breath with a coffee flavor. Coffee mints are also used to flavor coffee.

1: Can I have some coffee mints? My breath smells.
2: Yeah, I’m gonna grab a couple.

coffee mint by Youbrokedadscoffeepot August 2, 2022

Coffee Drama 

The melee that ensues while everyone is trying to access the coffee and personalize their cup to their liking. Also when the grounds end up in the pot or coffee overflows onto the counter. or the disgust one feels the the pot is empty and they did not get a cup.

Mega coffee drama this morning, we were out of creamer and I had to wait for the second pot.

Coffee Drama by c2l2 September 4, 2022

coffee cuddle 

when you hold your warm coffee close to you with two hands when it’s too hot to drink. this provides comfort and a brief moment of sanity

caleb: babe why are you holding your coffee like that
brielle: i needed a coffee cuddle while it cools down

coffee cuddle by MamaGanja October 22, 2022

coffee cookie 

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.

Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.

coffee cookie by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022

Coffee Lock 

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

Coffee Lock by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023