spaghetti code

A coding style often executed by fucktards unaware of or to lazy to use proper structural coding styles. The term refers to how the code becomes a hard to untangle mass, mutch like spaghetti. The intent of code is clearer if functions, breaking, classes and loops are used, also you don't have to go through loads of lines searching about and there is a nice tree structure and bunnys start jumping about and doing a happy dance. There is no excuse, therefore, for coding such a messy way, because if people continue to do this there will be lots of people on fire(and not in a good way, see sexy lesbian orgy on fire).

Holy moley look at that evil spaghetti code:

1 INT r=0
2 PRINT "moo"
3 r = r + 1
4 IF r<10{
5 GOTO 1
6 }
7 END

I'll just clear it up and magically start using C instead of BASIC because BASIC sucks.

1 for{r=0;r<10;r++){
2 printf("moo");
3 }

Great, now I better get back to my sexy lesbian orgy on fire.

by Grimboy December 28, 2005

code

being tight or beastly at soemthing

Man that reviever was code!

by coppell2012 April 30, 2009

Christian Code

The Christian Code is essentially a set of very basic rules that you should adapt to everyday living. However, depending on who you are, the Christian Code takes a lot of patience.
The Christian Code is merely the golden rule "Do Unto Others As You Would Love To Have Them Do Unto You". However, this rule can break down into many other rules. One of them is to accept people for who they are. Another is to not resort to violence (which is very difficult, hence the 'Code requires patience).

Adapting the Christian Code will, some way or another, lead you to a life of happiness. The Christian Code basically teaches you to be nice. It takes MUCH time, but having a nice attitude & a kind personality will go a long way toward your success in the future.

"It is difficult for me now, after more than a decade, to follow the Christian Code. Next time someone harasses or abuses me, I won't turn the other cheek."
-me

by Dave January 6, 2005

coddish

feeling under the weather or like a open mouthed and glassed eyed

my son was not at school today as he was feeling rather coddish

by finnigan murphy February 26, 2009

coddiwomple

To travel purposefully in a yet unknown destination.

Lets get in the car and coddiwomple and will see what becomes of it.

by Bobsmart24 January 13, 2021

Titanic code

An implementation of programming which collapses on its first run, in the same way as the Titanic.

The Titanic worked well.
Shame about the fucking iceberg though.

That's Titanic code, you know it'll fall apart in testing?!

by Crazy Coder June 10, 2008

Hankie Code

Secret code in the gay community signaled by a handkerchief protruding out of one's pocket. It's used as a secret messaging system by gays to let each other know their sexual fetishes.

Nik: Look at Adam's friend Crad! Why is there a handkerchief coming out of his pocket?
Collin: Hankie code, brah.

by GuapoSmash July 16, 2014