Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012

Crusty Fishhook

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth

Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!

by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

crusty

someone with dreadlocks.
Resembling Krusty the clown.

Look at all those fucking crustys on the news givin out about nothin. Fucking tree huggers I wish theyd all piss off.

by womoma April 15, 2005

Crusty

a female that you would never want to have sex with or have any type of sexual interactions with... The type of girl that its not even okay to hook up when you are wasted.

Ewww, that bitch is so crusty.

by mr.mjcyee September 12, 2010

Crusty po

A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen

Example. "Stacy , chad wanted to give me crusty po to night.

by Love you all except I don't June 17, 2019

crusty

When an object is full with something and may be squeezed so that this something comes out of it!

-This spunge is so crusty, I think I´ll squeeze it!
- No Don´t! The floor will get all wet!

by Roffe May 16, 2003

crusty

imagine a person around 15 years old with long hair, huge baggy jeans with their underwear hanging out + a long sleeved t shirt with a shortsleeved t-shirt over it with a skateboard on it and 'rebel sk8er dude FX' on it, a skateboard under one arm and earphones permanantly lodged within their ears playing punk metal at extreme volume so that everyone within 10 metres can clearly hear the obscene lyrics, and who showers roughly 3 times a month. (the skateboard could also be replaced with roller blades.)

crusty: duuude
me: what?
crusty: like, duuuuude

crusty 1: dude did you check out the new NOFX album?
crusty 2: totally like awesome dude
crusty 1: dude lets go to the skate park and bust a few lips
crusty 2: duuuude

by MIKE!!!!!!! December 28, 2005