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When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people
Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.
by brokebitch24 July 2, 2017
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 1, 2014
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Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate
I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen
by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020
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Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 afc championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar Jackson was choking in a legacy defining playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
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Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness
My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
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The Choking Game

The choking game (also known as the fainting game and a wide variety of local slang names) refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain with the goal of inducing temporary syncope and euphoria. There are two distinct methods used to achieve oxygen deprivation: strangulation and self-induced hypocapnia.
The Choking Game: cutting off oxygen flow to the brain to make your self pass out / faint
by Aztrexx July 29, 2016
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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