Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019

choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011

Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.

"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"

by Shibbys April 29, 2025