While she's asleep, shit in her shoes. Hide in the closet in the morning, and masturbate almost to the point of ejactulating. When she puts on her shoes, she'll slip and fall and when she is on the ground, spooge on her face.
by Jordan L. Gibson October 9, 2008
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Oh, and don't get me started on the local politics, corruption at its worst. Its most famous gangster, Al Capone, was actually from Brooklyn, moved to Chicago and realized how easy it would be to take advantage of its people.
After hearing so much about how great Chicago was from friends, I came to find out that none of them actually lived in the city. They all live in the fucking suburbs. Hmm, I wonder why?
I must say though, the only redeeming feature of that city is lake Michigan, but I'm sure if given the chance they'll find a way to screw that up too.
Oh, and don't get me started on the local politics, corruption at its worst. Its most famous gangster, Al Capone, was actually from Brooklyn, moved to Chicago and realized how easy it would be to take advantage of its people.
After hearing so much about how great Chicago was from friends, I came to find out that none of them actually lived in the city. They all live in the fucking suburbs. Hmm, I wonder why?
I must say though, the only redeeming feature of that city is lake Michigan, but I'm sure if given the chance they'll find a way to screw that up too.
by hell no! March 29, 2007
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There are two types of Chicanos in the lexicon of the Amerixican Movement; these are GED Chicanos and Ph.D. Chicanos. They are both the offspring of the Chicano Movement with the difference being that Ph.D. Chicanos are educated men and women who invented the Aztlan fantasy. The GED Chicanos are the less educated Raza who attempt to live out the fantasy only to end up dead or in prison.
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by BIGGIE BIGZ May 12, 2008
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