Chinese Rice Patty

When you find a Chinese Prostitute and shove a Bag of Rice in her ass.

She likes doing the Chinese Rice Patty.

by LAXPLAYER12345 January 22, 2011

chinese basket trick

It is a sex position where the woman is positioned in a sex swing and the man/dildo/woman with strap on is lyin on the ground. Instead of the normal in/out motion of "normal" sex, the woman spins around on the mans dick.

Omg! Last night she rode me like a merry-go-round hangin from the ceiling, chinese basket trick style!

by live2love2laugh September 10, 2013

Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice

"hey Timmy, your retarded."
"SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTS!!"

by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010

Chinese Communist Party

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.

1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.

by Peevee May 16, 2006

Chinese basket job

A woman sits in a basket suspended from the ceiling with the bottom cut out. The basket is lowered and spun so the vagina spins freely around the penis.

I got my first Chinese basket job by a Taiwanese hooker for a nickel and a loaf of bread.

by Phil July 29, 2003

Chinese Myth Dragon

A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.

That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.

by Ptip06 September 16, 2008

Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010