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Canty Hose

Sally Hansen's "airbrush legs" - leg makeup that is sprayed from a can; creating smooth, evenly-toned legs which allows the user to avoid wearing Panty Hose/nylon stockings.
I had this hot dress that I wanted to wear with sandals, so I just used canty hose instead of nylons.
by Fat Rey Slim October 26, 2008
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tard cart

A Van, usually White, with "scope" written on the side, that carries retarded people round cos they are too retarded to get there themselves
look.....a tard cart....full of retards
by Robs April 8, 2003
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Mariah Carey

1. Extremely talented singer who has unmatched vocal abilities.

2. The definition of FAT

3. Currently the Best Selling Female Artist of All Time

4. Is 5 pounds lighter than fellow Diva Aretha Franlkin

5. Was referred to as a clone of fellow Diva Whitney Houston early in her career due to their similar styles. These two would then go on to dominate the charts with just about anything they released.

6. Her fans call her Mimi, due to her successful album "The Emancipation of Mimi". Others call her Mimoo or Moomoo due to her unmatched size and fat face.

7. Has a questionable level of sanity due to her infamous breakdown in 2001 and her constant belief in rainbows, butterflies, faries and other imaginary creatures and obsession with the words LOVE and Fantasy

8. Diva who dresses like a Hooker Miss Piggy with clothes inspired by Crackhead Truck Stop Hookers. Also has an obsession with stripper stilettos.

9. A Good Singer
Dude 1: Mariah Carey is the only person I know who works out dressed like a hoe in them heels.

Dude 2: Yea, and she's still a fat-ass. It should be telling her something.

Dude 1: I'd still hit it tho

Dude 2: Yea
by Jason001 December 31, 2007
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turd cart

a cart of turds
ooohh man that bum just ate the turd cart
by henyt November 8, 2003
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mariah carey

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!
a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...
by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008
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fart cart

a foldable shopping cart often seen being used by the elderly and other pedestrians to haul their groceries home.
don't forget to bring your fart cart to the farmers market! you know you always buy more than you intend.
by supercarrot April 19, 2006
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angel cartagena

Angel Cartagena is a woman abuser has no respect for girls he does drugs and is a alcoholic. Pretends hes Jehova witness when really is a fake !
by Thugger. November 27, 2013
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