carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

by TuGrand August 11, 2020

carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Carpet sake bomb

When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!

Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.

by MeSsiBoI May 03, 2022

Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 06, 2016

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back

dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!

by JELLO BOMB June 04, 2011

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 19, 2017