Bark attack

When you’re deep in concentration and your dog barks next to you without warning, triggering an instant, full-body spike of panic.

Well, I was deep in the work zone until my dog’s bark attack snapped me back to reality.

by G.H. Crosby March 22, 2026

Bàrķere e Danbeÿoûi

Swedish Casualty - To be imaginative or creative to an extreme level while still maintaining a high charisma, normally holding rare aspects such as webbed toes or multi-gradient lined hair like “dirty-blonde” or “strawberry-blonde”. Common gender of these people are male, due to their hormone difference compared to women.
Examples of creative aspects they specialise in include cooking, art, videography, photography, dance, graphical related art etc.

My (friend, brother, mum, dad etc) holds a heavy similarity to being a Bàrķere e Danbeÿoûi.

by Şďřbğ February 26, 2025

Barked

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with a shaved vagina.

Bitch just barked me!

by Refs67 March 3, 2025

Barkk

Barkk is a supporting character of Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir. She is the kwami of Adoration who is connected to the Dog Miraculous. With her power, Barkk's wearer can use the collar necklace to transform into a dog-themed superhero.

Barkk, go fetch!

by Miraculi April 11, 2025

barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.

I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.

by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025

Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

Bark

v. The process of a tree producing Bark.

I'm sorry, but I cannot be reached right now as my trees are barking.
The National Bark Act of 199π protects the trees' right to bark.

by G Lennon April 28, 2025