gnar gnar binks

A surfer who thinks he or she is god's gift to the waves, but in reality is arrogant and simple minded with only mediocre talent. Sometimes these surfers will talk about their awesome skills and yet you will never see them shred, or they will show up with incredibly expensive equipment that they never seem to properly ride. Sometimes these surfers are actually capable of catching decent waves, but instead prefer to paddle over to you and annoy you with useless chatter. These surfers are often clueless and tend to get in the way, wasting perfectly good waves when they fail to drop in or decide not to take off.

Dave: "Oh no, here comes gnar gnar binks"
Chris: "Yeah, that guy was just telling me about how he makes buckets of spray, but then he paddled for a perfect corner and missed it"
Dave: "Maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll leave us alone"
Chris: "Man, I hope he doesn't come over here and sit right inside of us again"
Dave: "He probably wants to be annoying and talk about nothing forever"
Chris: "Dude, we have got to start going to breaks that gnar gnar binks can't find"

by Board Slider May 4, 2013

Jar Jar Binks

The ugliest fucking piece of garbage in cinematic history.

Person 1: Woah! It's Jar Jar Binks!

Person 2: Shoot it immediately.

by egg daddy May 8, 2018

bunk

Mostly to describe 'regs' or middies - but certainly acceptable to describe a busted broad. Other than weed and punan, bunk can be used to describe anything that sucks.

I wouldn't hit that with a ten foot pole - she be bunk as hell.

I kicked a wall and now I have a bunk toe.

by dbl315 November 24, 2006

Paul Banks

Lead singer of dirge band Interpol. Blonde, blue-eyed and beauty marked this man is a Slavic-looking stunner. His voice is really low and his lyrics make no sense. Alcohol is his best friend.

Paul Banks is my catatonic sex toy.

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

bunk

describing something as gay, crappy, shitty, disappointing, and lame.

Man, those refs at the game last night were bunk.

by lynaar December 20, 2007

tyra banks

Another name for the beer brand "Negra Modelo". It's based on the translation "black model".

Corona? Nah, brother pass me one of them Tyra Banks.
Stop by the liq and swoop up some Tyras.

by Tan Wilder March 5, 2008

bunk

1) - To sleep with or have sex with another

2) - Bad or fake weed which won't get you high and is likely homemade out of Basil or Oregano leaves to give the falsetto appearance of the real thing

3) - Stupid, whack

1) - She asked me to bunk with her tonight

2) - That shit Andre sold me was bunk, I'm about to cap his ass

3) - She gave you a fake phone number? That's bunk!

by ACG2x January 6, 2004