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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen
Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
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Bullshit

Relating to Court and the law.
‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.
by C&Y BS December 25, 2018
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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...
Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”
by Hym Iam October 10, 2022
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Bullshit crush

A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust
Stacy has a bullshit crush on Tyler
by J57 October 13, 2023
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Frabble-knackeng-bullshit

Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.

Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
Hitler was a good guy” Jim said to his son.
“That’s Frabble-knackeng-bullshit” he responded
by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024
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white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
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