boyfriend

1. Man who's dick you suck so he won't dump you.

2. Man who you do laundry, cook, and clean for so he won't dump you.

3. Man who you sit next to on the couch while he's watching Playboy shows on tv and pretend you're having fun so he won't dump you.

4. Man who you're not exactly sure why you care if he dumped you but you do.

I dont understand why we all want to have a boyfriend. but we do.

by collegekid153 January 16, 2009

boyfriend

A male who needs sex constantly and has nothing better to do than fuck with one womans head, and screw the rest of them. In other words, a male who doesnt want to communicate but does want unlimited sex without feeling like a man-whore

So I guess he's my boyfriend, he said she didn't mean anything to her.

by SALI48 August 8, 2006

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

boyfiand

Boyfriend Fiancé Husband

My boyfiand and I just got an apartment together.

by shadowkunai April 28, 2017

Boyfriend

Something I want... 😂, but a (hopefully) kind loving boy/man and someone you truly love and stay with.

My boyfriend is so funny!

by Yo_HMUa November 6, 2019

boyfriend

The idiot that for some reason you dated

That guy is as dumb as my boyfriend

by everyoneokay February 21, 2020

Boyfriend (FNF)

Boyfriend is the main protagonist of Friday Night Funkin'. He is on a mission to gain approval to date Girlfriend, but must sing off against her evil ex-rockstar father, Daddy Dearest, as well as the many other characters that stand in his way. He stars in every song and week.

Couldn't find any information of FNF characters saying "Boyfriend (FNF)"

by WordFinder948601 February 26, 2022