Bond

As in a wife that is on a 007 mission to spend all the mans money.

Man: "Bond, I cant afford my dinner for work"
Wife: "I've only ordered loads of random sh*t from the internet what we don't need, didn't cost much.."
Man: "Our life savings are gone.."

Bond by Tupmaker January 10, 2018

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Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

Boeden by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

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Gold-Bond Cake

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

Gold-Bond Cake by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

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The bond

The practice of walking into a corporate building with a hangover fart brewing and riding the lift up and down until you have generated enough gastro international fortitude to arm yourself with a ready to go flatulence bomb. As you approach the ground floor begin singing the intro tune to James Bond and as the lift opens, deploy your secret weapon. Take three paces forward, then spin and draw your finger guns at the new occupants of the lift. as the the doors slide shut yell the final notes of the intro song to the horrified grimace of your victims.

"On my last day of work I gave my boss the bond as he saw. Me out" - terminated employee

"He bonded us, And we have nowhere to run"
- lift traveller

The bond by Someoneyoucantrust January 18, 2015