Bond

As in a wife that is on a 007 mission to spend all the mans money.

Man: "Bond, I cant afford my dinner for work"
Wife: "I've only ordered loads of random sh*t from the internet what we don't need, didn't cost much.."
Man: "Our life savings are gone.."

by Tupmaker January 09, 2018

Bondy

Wife who is not on the money spending mission.

Man; "Bondy, we actually have some money saved!"
Wife; "I forgot my password for my online spending spree!"

by Tupmaker January 10, 2018

Tup

Another word for cup as in cup of tea.

Make me a tup; make me a tup of tea

by Tupmaker January 09, 2018

Tum

As in come

Tum here; Tum on, Tum tell story time, Have you tum yet?

by Tupmaker January 09, 2018