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Gbe body eh

A contemporary Yoruba slang for "move away". It's often used when one wants to alert someone else of imminent danger ahead.
Ogbeni Gbe body eh, a bike is behind you!!
by Vicvian January 6, 2019
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body policing

When a person finds something unattractive and has the audacity to say that they find that thing unattractive. This greatly some nutjob feminists.
You: I would not sleep with that guy, he has manboobs.
Nutjob feminist blogger: Stop body policing!
by buhhaxmeowunnee April 12, 2011
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alpha kenny body

in other words
I'll fuck anybody

if you say it out loud and fast.
"I'm a whore, so Alpha kenny body"
by Mellisa November 29, 2007
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Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.
Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.
by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010
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Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.
While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.
by MeEnergia March 2, 2010
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shoddy body disease

A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.

Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.
My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!
by MRB1980 June 20, 2010
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out of body thinking

I believe that out of body thinking is when you think outside of our world. Like someone is on another plain of existence. Maybe you think someone is controlling your every thought, or maybe you think that this world is a simulation. You are doing out of body thinking, you are thinking of things that don't exist on our plain of existence.
Madison: I've been doing a lot of out of body thinking today.

Jordan: Yeah, Wouldn't it be crazy if life was just a simulation?

Madison: Yeah, It would be insane.
by HowAreWeHere??43 June 15, 2018
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