Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White 

Bimbo, Blonde, Dumb, Unable to hear people on the phone.
The above are all words describing Bryonie White. She has many famous quotes such as those below.

Examples of "Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White"
E.g.1
Person 1 - "Hello"
Bryonie - " Maybe "
E.g.2
Person 1 - "Hello, can you hear me"
Bryonie - "What was that"
E.g.3
Person 1 - "I'll rape you"
Bryonie - "I heard about that on the news"
E.g.4
Person 1 - "He's writing about you on UrbanDictionary"
Bryonie - "He's reading me the dictionary?"
E.g.5
Person 1 - "Hey I can come to your place whatever time u like tomorrow. What time suits you"
Bryonie - "What time can you come over?"
Person 1 *in the process of dying of laughter* - "Anytime"
Bryonie - "Ok, so maybe don't bother then?"

Blonde (19/6/2010 Update) - Bryonie White by Dmaster0001 June 21, 2010

blondes 

People with a pale cream/yellow colour, occasionly natural brunette parts, most are very dim, and will strut around like they own the place, hen in fact, they are more hated than Jewish people, african-americans, redheads. Men don't want blonde girls, because they associate them with thickness. I've never met a londe, who is nice, smart, or kind in any way. Most are spoilt, wear all pink, and will moan to their "daddies" about the nail varnish/diamond cut/top/dress/shoes etc they really wanted.

Blonde1: *Talking on cellphone* Daaaadddddyyyy! You said you'd get me the ferrari! I don't want a lambug-whatever its called!
Father: You'll have to settles for it.
Blonde1:*Hangs up and whines* Its not faiiiiirrrr!
Blonde2: I just got some new nail varnish!
Blonde1: OhMyGosh!! That is so CUTE!

*Chat for about 30 minutes about nail varnish.*
*God kills the blondes*

blondes by BlondesRBimobs. January 3, 2010

Blondette ride 

1: sex with a woman whos hair is exactly between blonde and brownette and so is neither one or in other words with a blondette.
2: a Blondette.

1: I had a blondette ride last night.
2: whos that hot blondette.

Blondette ride by Deep blue 2012 November 20, 2009

White blonde

When's someone's hair is so blonde it looks white usually associated with homosexuals who post to often on their SC stories

Friend 1-You see that guy with white blonde hair?
Friend 2-Yea his names Danny big faggit boi posts on his story too often

White blonde by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019

Blonde at heart 

This could mean she is of any race, but a total slut/slapper!

Boy: Oh hey ure hairs nice.....Really browny/red....
Blonde at heart chick: (Whilst suggestingly giggling) Oh hey, a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day wen a gals gotta shampoo her hair 20million times a day!!!

Blonde at heart by Ellana iz propa buff blud January 12, 2006

Blonde 

A girl of high sexual attraction with a hair color of any variation of blonde, usually failing to have any other good qualities and typically unintelligent.

Guy 1: "See that girlover there? She's hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's such a blonde though."

Blonde by Idiot With A PhD July 11, 2017

Blonde 

They are absolutely the most hideous creatures that have ever walked the planet. They are viscous and would attack you with any chance they got. They are also very unintelligent which is definitely a turn off. I would be surprised if a blonde could count up to 3. They are also evil so be aware at all times. Don't turn your back for one second if your in a room with them or else it will be too late. Also, they aren't good in be, trust me, they aren't so don't waste your time.

Person 1: " What was that ugly ass thing you were hanging out with?"

Person 2: "Oh, that is called a blonde!"

Person 1: "Now that makes perfect sense"

Blonde by 123Dora123 November 13, 2017