Blasted

18th and 19th century term applied to a rotten carcus that has bloated and then actually burst open.

It's impossible to get oil from a blasted whale.

by WGN November 2, 2011

blasted

The best non-curse word.

MR BURNS: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word "virgin"!?

by negrosahn May 1, 2015

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

Blast

A polysemant word, to be excited for, to agree with. Can be used as a verb or state of being.

Hey, downtown tonight? Blast.

Are you drunk? Dude, I'm blasted.

What are you doing later? Trying to blast, you?

You were in the bathroom for a while, did you poop? Yea, I had to hit a quick blast.

by blastyboi September 23, 2018

blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.

I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.

by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018

blast

when you wonder why your day has been awful then realise thats because you didnt consciously keep your favourite man in your thoughts

"when my love for you speaks through me, life is actually fun. if you were physically present, it would be a blast."

by Krkič June 22, 2019

Blast the Wheels

The honorary phrase for a royally successful leg day. Used primarily when the subject will not be able to walk normally for the next few days.

"Going to Blast the Wheels at the gym this morning, Drew?" - Jacob

"You know how I do, boyo. I have Blast the Wheels written in pen every Wednesday on my calendar." - Drew

by TheBAMF84 April 14, 2019