camping bastard

one involved in camping, particularly one who believs it to be a "legitimate battlefeild tactic."

"Oh you camping bastard!"
"Its totally legit! Fuck you cockbite!"

by ripper44872 June 3, 2006

bitch bastard

A female dog that does not have a father.

Poor bitch bastard - Muffy never knew her father he was too busy breeding.

by jksurfer February 5, 2009

Bastantalope

1.) Cantelope without a father.
2.) Antelope without a father

1.) After Dave, a cantalope, ripened he fell to the ground. Afterwords the farmer cut down his tree making Dave a Bastantalope
2.) Sam the antelope was born out of wedlock, after his birth his father split and Sam became a Bastantalope.

by scott anderson January 5, 2004

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003

bastarda

A female chap that talks a lot of shit.

Hey homie, did that bastarda hit you up or what?

by ese malo trip September 24, 2008

Bast

A person, ususally a male that wears bulky glasses refered to as Bast Glasses and loves to show his Bast pride by wearing flamboyant neon jackets which are called Bast Jackets.

The official Bast website is Http://www.angelfire.com/scary/bast and i have found it very useful in my studies

1. Oh well ya bast!

2. My dad use to be a Bast but someone stole his glasses.

3. Man, that Bast is mugging me, i'm about to show him who's boss.

4. That Bast loves his bast jacket, he never leaves home without it.

by Sam December 4, 2003

barstow school

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.

Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.

by ghost January 1, 2005