An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
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He may only be a myth he may only be Barnaby banana buddy but the one thing you can be sure of is dribble, falling off couches and hiding ur bottles brothers porn bukakke and soggy handstands.
If you look real close you'll catch him mid deep throat of banana. Call him speige eye if you get a chance he loves it.
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He may only be a myth he may only be Barnaby banana buddy but the one thing you can be sure of is dribble, falling off couches and hiding ur bottles brothers porn bukakke and soggy handstands.
If you look real close you'll catch him mid deep throat of banana. Call him speige eye if you get a chance he loves it.
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