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max payne bar

A term used to describe a depressing, lackluster bar where middle aged depressed men come to drink away their sorrows.

You know these bars by the instant feeling of depression you get when you walk in the door and see two middle aged men sitting at opposite ends of the bar drink a beer in silence.

A bar with patrons who are alone and look depressed, as if their entire family was murdered, just like the video game max Payne.
"Lets hit up that bar around the block today"
"Nah man it's a max Payne bar, I feel like cutting myself every time we go there"
max payne bar by SteveFkdU February 6, 2014
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Tanker Bar

Tanker Bar: The best bar in Portland Oregon. Home to the best Big Buck Hunter Pro Open Season players in the West Region. Famous for their bad ass bartenders, great drinks, awesome vibe, and Mr. Haywood Jablomie.
I was at Tanker Bar on Friday and I saw Andrew and Justin playing Buck Hunter, omg they are so good I want to get their autographs
Tanker Bar by GangusKahn August 3, 2010
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Snicker Bar 

A girl typically short in height but above average in looks . Someone whom you know would be a fun lay and might make you as satisfied later on as the feeling you get after munching a snicker bar.
Hey George Mate are your friends hitting the booze tnite?

Yes matey and I'll be with Iris and Jen. Damn they are some fun snicker bars!

Pepper Bar

It's a bar on the end of the counter where you are supplied with such tasty items as jalapenos, pepperocini, banana peppers and pickles. You can also purchase Jimmy’s Batch 81 Three Pepper Chili Sauce.

A vertible Peppertopia
I thrust my pelvis in the general direction of the pepper bar. Indicating that I was equally as spicy.
Pepper Bar by Shoes February 27, 2004

The Bar Mitzvah 

noun, singular. Similar to a body shot; The skin of a penis is pulled over the head, creating a cylindrical enclosure. The inside is then filled to the brim with alcohol, and consumed like a traditional shot by a classy woman. After completion of the shot, everyone in the room must yell MOZZLETOFF!
The Bar Mitzvah: "I gave out so many Bar Mitzvah's last night that my penis has a hangover."

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
A low grade form of hashish typically bought when no other source of marijuana can be found.
-"Hey man you got any weed to sell me?"

-"sorry man i've only got poo bar."
Poo bar by seniorsack August 24, 2009