bacon burn

Bacon burn is a rash specifically on the inner thighs of a fat person from walking. The thighs are so fat, they rub up against each other when the person is walking, and causes burning, chaffing and redness, similar to the sight of bacon.

Oh man, that chick is so fat, her thighs are walking around each other; she must get bad bacon burn. Or:
Yo, that fat chick is burning some bacon, you see that?

by Ridizog June 1, 2004

Jamaican Bacon

When you wrap bacon around your penis and dunk it in botters girlfriends anal cavity.

cunt i Jamaican baconed your bitch last night

by iipezz December 17, 2012

barona

the reservation you go to get killed. Every year there is a murder here (google it)

Don't go to barona reservation, you will get killed.

by BaronaResDangerous July 28, 2017

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

babone

Baboon's bone, i.e. a monkey's erection. Also can mean a stuck-up little cock.

Nick: Have you read William's piece on sovereign debt markets?
Chris: It was embarrassingly bad. That guy is such a babone.
Nick: Yeah, he has a pompous writing style but knows nothing.

by mp666 March 16, 2010

Bacon Beard

The sorry result of eating a bacon sandwich where the undercooked fat of the bacon inadvertently pulls the rest of the bacon out of the sandwich onto your chin leaving a beard of Ketchup or HP Sauce. Deadly when combined with a Bacon Banjo.

Mmm, really looking forward to this amazing Bacon Butty <chomp> <stretch> <slap> .... ar shit, which mofo didnt cook the bacon properly? Got a right bacon beard now.

by Tenman May 14, 2010