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Alberta

Is a great province. Allot of down talk is directed to it. But most of it is because of ignorance. Alberta is NOT an environmental wasteland as shown by documentary. Shut us down you sure as hell better say goodbye to your low gas prices. Most oil is brought up via Sag D plants Which are very clean.

Edmonton and Calgary are the two biggest city's both approximately a million people. Both Hate eachother for no real reason. The average household income of both is nearly $90,000. Edmonton has a world class university u of a. And what was (until a couple years ago) the biggest mall in the world. Calgary has the world renowned Calgary Stampede and is a short drive from the mountains.

People from every single province comes here for the oil. A simple labourer can make upwards of $80,000. But most if not all of it is spent on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and their trucks even though 90% of them have no use for them but are merely compensating for their small penis.

Yes there are ALLOT!! of problems with Alberta. But the stereotype of what is Alberta isnt found everywhere. If it wasnt for small portion of the population of ignorant pricks and brainless retards who work in the oil industry This province would be the envy of all.
The world opinion of Alberta: I hate Alberta!! they poison the earth!!
Said just after getting off a plain, and driving their car home which is heated by natural gas from Alberta, dressed in polyester clothing, drinking heated coffee out of a plastic mug.
by Fishman9009 January 2, 2011
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Albert

The type of guy that looks like a little boy and who blushes alot. He has big lips and will possibly have babies with big fat lips. He also happens to be My best friend forever. He is the best person you will ever meet, You wont regret meeting him at all. He is a very lovable person and he is absolutely cute. <3
"Aw your such an albert!"
by kaaaylaaaa. March 8, 2010
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Ambertopia

This imaginary world you think you live in where everyone is good to their word and won’t do you wrong. Drugs, fornication, stealing or lying don’t happen. A world where you can trust everyone you meet and leave your purse unattended and everything is still there when you return.
“You can’t believe he slept with your best friend on your birthday? Sorry this isn’t Ambertopia.”

“Lock the car doors, we’re not in Ambertopia, you know, this is L.A.”

“I can’t believe he put you on a pedestal to make you think you were the only one. Must be nice to live in Ambertopia. “
by BunnyM13 April 18, 2021
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abertise

Going shirtless (men) or wearing tight or cropped t-shirts (women) for the sole purpose of showing off one's six pack.
Joe is working out in nothing but gym shorts again.

Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.
by Zumba gurlz October 5, 2010
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albertine

to have albert's syndrome. to become deranged with little to no cause. to act irrationally and have explosive outbursts over minor incidents
That fool is crazy, he actin' like he got albertine
by wanifer January 6, 2014
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Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.
Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
by Albertalane December 8, 2016
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Albert

An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.
by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017
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