Allah

THE ONE AND ONLY GOD

Allah is our creator

by Forever3maan January 25, 2024

Allahu Akbar

Its usually a friendly greeting that is screamed as loud as possible in schools or other public places. You need to scream when saying it so that as many people as possible can hear how nice you are.

Person: Hey wassup Ibrahim!
Ibrahim: Allahu Akbar!

*unrelated explosion*

by MiniLad February 6, 2024

allahian

Allahian is used for islamic "soldier" retards who only have 3 purposes in their life, 1st is to defend their shitty religion on social platforms, mainly tiktok and discord, 2nd purpose is to have political debates with atheists and people of other religion and finally 3rd purpose is to rape little kids (its sunnah like prophet muhammed taught them) . Allahians are the scum of the earth who immigrate to europe to spread their cancer. If you see a allahian nearby yell nigger at them since they are niggers

allahian: woo allah is our lord and savior and will save us, so convert to islam before the end times. blah blah
brenton: Look at those fucking retarded allahian niggers

by oxamious666 January 14, 2024

allan lichtman

Self-proclaimed election predictor who correctly guessed the winner of Presidential elections 10 times between 1984 and 2020 using a system of "13 keys to the White House" but finally got it wrong in 2024 due to measuring the keys using his personal bias this time.

Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.

by Anti-Establishment Liberal November 22, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

allahu akbar

something you should shout VERY loudly in public places (best place is an airport)

jess: sweetie remember the story of how granny was trapped in an elevator during 9/11?
cindy: yeah, but what’s that man over there doing?
man: ALLAHU AKBARRR! *fires AK as bombs go off in distance*

by ashcrayfr June 26, 2024

Allah

Akbar

(God is great)

Terrorist 1: Allah Akbar
Terrorist 2 : I agree

by 239429034802 July 25, 2024