#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

December 1

National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)

Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1

by #and-ioop November 11, 2019

December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022

urlocaltrash.1

A ugly piece of trash named Ray

I’m urlocaltrash.1

by urlocaltrash.1 July 17, 2021

August 1

the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.

calender: august 1st

everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single

by funnyluv:-) August 1, 2022

June 1

A day where yo slap a gurl wit a fat ahh

Hey destany “smack” why would u do that omg ur so annoying june 1

by June1 March 30, 2022

Hubby #1

An Hubby #1 is someone who means everything to you. Someone who you care endlessly about. They are such an amazing soul. They are just great. U love them with all of your heart. They are so beautiful and amazing. A hubby #1 is one of your bestfriends. They are wonderful people. They are your number one.

Kassie is my hubby #1. She’s so amazing.

by Hehe. MaRlEY March 27, 2019