The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.

According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.

"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."

by IWantABrick June 8, 2022

willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

Willy Sweater

a condom

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

willy sweater willy sweater willie condom

by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012

raw willy

when somebody gives you a wet willy but without using their finger, only tongue

"Did you give her a wet willy?"

"No, I just gave her a raw willy"

by syd_j0 June 4, 2022

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023