Tip Of The Dick

A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.

"Tip of the dick, to ya!"
"Oh, didn't see you there, Tom! Good morning to you as well!"

by Smp123 June 14, 2013

dick magnet

The opposite of a chick magnet.

Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).

"I've only been to a gay bar once"
"Oh yeah? I bet you were a real dick magnet"

by Rachel Smith June 28, 2007

phantom dick

The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.

After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!

by The Phantom Penis December 7, 2010

Dolphin Dick

Descriptive term describing an abnormally "arched" or "curved" male penis.

Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"

by dboogie9 April 1, 2015

Dick Figures

A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.

Did you see the new Dick Figures episode? It was hilarious!

by LizzieBabes419 April 4, 2011

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019

Dick Tetris

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

by Whe;an June 10, 2009