child enjoyer

A child enjoyer is a person that preferably enjoys children. They are very dangerous and if you run into one, run away as fast as you can. They normally prowl around at night behind places like ally ways.

President: There has been a sudden increase of Child Enjoyers over the last few days so we advise parents to keep their children inside after 8pm.

by venom monkey May 20, 2021

Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

Hitler's Child

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.

Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.

by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011

poster-child

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.

I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!

by David SB June 3, 2008

Child Porn

Illegal form of Hentai

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006