trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Shiddle Shark

A person ruining a vibe, whether it is good or bad.

Dude, Will, you're acting like a shiddle shark.

by Ragnir The Bean March 31, 2022

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

shark tits

A term used to refer to the breasts of female anthropomorphic sharks, more commonly known as sharkgirls.

Person 1: Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
Person 2: Uh, they're called shark tits.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Look, I can explain.

by BlueMoone December 8, 2021

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Man shark

A man wearing nylon, in particular black milk clothing.

A man who supports the purchase or sporting of black milk, either financially or emotionally.

"my man shark surprised me by binning everything from my wishlist! Here's a penalty pic of him wearing his new galaxy shooter."

by Kimberly sparkles January 21, 2017

shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019