RUBY FORD

Robo caller, possible AI engineered. After verifying there is not an actual human caller on the line, disconnect.

If you receive a robo call from Ruby Ford just disconnect the call.

by datswatshesaid February 26, 2025

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

ford fiso

Ford F-150, for the city people who have never seen a truck

Yo bro, this ford fiso looks pretty cool, I’ve never seen it before!

by eb42kn July 22, 2025

Ford

only speaks in quack

The word Ford is a person who can only quack quack

by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019

Ford courier

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation

Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial

by Jessejw October 6, 2020

Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

FORD Maverick

The Ultimate Off Road 4x4.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.

Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.

Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.

Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.

Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…

by swb_1990 May 17, 2023