walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

washington state

the bestest state in america (except new york and california, of course). washington is the home of fantastic things such as kurt cobain and nirvana, jimi hendrix, indie and grunge rock, the postal service, (a band for all you newbs) death cab for cutie, and seattle is home to a vibrant gay community also. washington has spectacular natural beauty along with variety. we can be upscale (bill gates, nordstrom) buisnessy (starbucks, microsoft again) cool (the space needle, awesome bands) and anything in between.

"where are you from?"

"Washington state!"

"Man! You're so lucky dude!"

by mia7553 November 14, 2006

washington wet willy

It's when a female is performing oral sex on a male, or male on male..., and just as the male is about to ejaculate he sticks his penis in the performers ear -wet willy- and ejaculates all in their ear.

This chick was giving me a blowjob one night, and i gave her a washington wet willy! She loved it.

by Chris Davids April 29, 2007

Stealthy Wanking

A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.

Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught

by Joe 1K February 10, 2007

wasting my daytime minutes

When you are either bored with a conversation you're having with someone or just want to end it you tell the person"you're wasting my daytime minutes."

It refrences a limited amount a minutes you can use on your cell phone often refered to as anytime or daytime minutes but applies it to conversation in this case.

Stop bugging me, your wasting my daytime minutes.

I'm almost out of daytime minutes, so this conversation has to end soon.

by downwithgilmore July 13, 2009

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

whale wacking

Having steaming hot sex with an extremely large girl just so your mates can have a laugh. It soon becomes a fetish as whale wacking is some of the best sex you will ever experience.

Whale Wacking: Having sex with extremely large girls just to make your mates have a good laugh.

by funny_guy23 June 2, 2014