missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

water sheep

the god of all

water sheep is dead now :(

by Akira .j August 14, 2019

Water Sheep

A misunderstood minecraft animal God

His earthly sheep form is deceased and was previously stuck in a water current.

Was abused by Swedish Viking sub2pewdipie and died rip f in the chat ;-;

Water sheep was like a father to me

by delightfulrainbow205 August 16, 2019

water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.

"council of water sheep, tell me the way."

by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019

chetty water

the liquidy, clear version of cum when youve needed a piss while ejaculating.

she tossed me off last night but i came chetty water..it was so embarrassing

by loolapeereek April 23, 2018

water high

When you smash a bunch of water and get that rush of freshness

I feel great after drinking that, it's like i'm water high

by TheReignOfChaos September 27, 2017

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017