vagina funnel

A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.

"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."

by gypsy333 May 9, 2014

vagina rat

The point beyond sloppy seconds; a "vagina rat" scurries around after the crumbs left by other people.

Joss: "Dude, I heard John starting talking to Jenna."
Jake: "Yeah, he's always going after the girls I date after I'm over them, he's such a vagina rat."

by Jajj September 10, 2014

vagina pastry

The classy version of twat waffle. Instead of a twat waffle, which is defined as a shriveled up vagina that looks like a defrosted waffle, a vagina pastry consists of an attractive vagina that looks as good as a cup cake or fresh cannolis and you just want to satisfy your sweet tooth and just eat, eat, eat.

Oh my God, you're such a vagina pastry and you're making me hungry.

by CraziiTracy March 8, 2015

double vagina

A disorder which causes a female to have two genitillas. Rarely, both anuls function.

Sorry sir, she has a double vagina.

by stormychild February 4, 2016

spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis

Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina

by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016

vagina armor

Much stronger than plot armor, protects empowered, independent and strong female characters from everything from the patriarchy and CIS Gender straight males.

Don't worry folks, Captain Marvel will kill Thanos with her Vagina Armor and succeed where all those CIS Gender male superheros failed and show the patriarchy how strong and independent we wamyn are!

by Ricardo58 August 15, 2018

Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 7, 2017