queen's university 

Located in Kingston, Ontario; Queen's University boasts some of the most prestigious undergraduate and graduate programs in all of Canada. Along with McGill and UWO, it is among the highest of Canadian Ivy League Universities. Queen's University is well known for its intense school spirit, and predominantly Caucasian student body.

You should be jealous that I go to Queen's University.

queen's university by Megan Harmer October 27, 2007

Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"

Bovine University by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008

Bob Jones University

A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.

The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.

Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!

Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.

My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.

Bob Jones University by RKnotrkellyfan October 21, 2008

University of Oregon 

The best public university in Oregon

Located in the very liberal town of Eugene. Known for top rated programs in Business, Journalism, Psychology, Chemistry, and Physics.

Also known for being the lovechild of Nike. Nike's CEO Phil Knight attended UO and pours a shit load of money into the school, especially into their athletic programs.

The Oregon Ducks have some best athletic facilities in the nation. The Ducks consistently place near the top of the Pac 10 in men’s basketball and football.

The girls are hot, the guys are average, the grass is green, and the beer is flowing. What more do you want from a college?

If you want to go to a school in a rural area, with average academics (besides engineering), a dominant greek life (if you're not apart of it, forget about partying), and a horrible basketball team - then go to Oregon State.

If you want to go to a good school with great weed, lots of house parties, chill people, and great sports teams across the board, then go to University of Oregon.

University of Oregon by Mandrake- May 21, 2007

Florida International University 

Any college's reputation comes down to opinion, some opinions more qualified than others.

And I understand if current/past FIU students want to call this school 'prestigious' or 'excellent,' but
that's more a showing of school loyalty than any type of objectivity.

This school by virtually any sense is a safety school in Florida. It is that "I didn't get into any other four year universities so, ugh, I guess I will go here" type of school.

It has a better reputation than some of Florida's community colleges but it's hard to say anything more positive than that.

U.S. News Report is generally respected as the leading authority on how colleges measure up. I think that is the first source people consult when comparing universities and deciding where to apply or enroll.

These are the most recent U.S. News rankings of some recognizable national universities.

University of Florida Rank 42
University of Miami: Rank 46
Florida State: Rank 81
University of South Florida: Rank 140
University of Central Florida: Rank 171
Nova Southeastern: Rank 198
Florida A&M: Rank 207
Florida International University: Rank 216*

Although FIU ranks in last place among the listed schools, it is actually a marked improvement from not even making the list in years prior to 2018, and it has surpassed some community colleges.

However if you pay no mind to the leading assessor of college quality, then maybe you can be proud to go here, I don't know. Just my opinion anyway.

"Hey, you going to college next year?"

"Sort of, I only got into Florida International University."

Florida International University by Larmer May 6, 2018

Peking University 

Peking University is like Harvard in USA, is the best university in China. It is also the first formally established modern national university in China.

Q: Why do you want go to Tsinghua University?
A: Because I cannot get into Peking University.

Peking University by Tison February 28, 2011

University of Sexual Ballers 

The University (sic) of Southern California.

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."

University of Sexual Ballers by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011