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sex unicorn

Just fucked a sex unicorn last nite. Pretty wet.
by ...com March 24, 2015
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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
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Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!
Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!
by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018
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Unicorn butt

He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.
by Moopigjr June 26, 2018
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Zee-unicorn

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.
by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
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flannel unicorn

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."
by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014
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Biracial Unicorn

Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
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