Go Touch Grass 

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.

Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!

Go Touch Grass by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022

Dwarf Touch 

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.

Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.

Dwarf Touch by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010

devils touch 

When your balls or dick touch your shit while on the toilet.

I was dropping my guts when it fell on my nuts.. devils touch

devils touch by Flange Flapper March 6, 2016

fuck and never touch again

The meaning of the acronym FANTA.

We're gonna fuck and never touch again!

fuck and never touch again by Data boi sitting in the corner March 15, 2017

The cheese touch 

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

Omg ! Cacia just touched the cheese 😱 😳 she has the cheese touch !! 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

The cheese touch by 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾 July 13, 2020

The Reinhold Touch 

Having the ability to destroy any film by simply being in its cast (named after Judge Reinhold, who is the first known example of this phenomenon. based originally on "The Midas Touch", a story about a king who could turn anything to gold by touching it)

"Danny DeVito and Bette Midler would have been good in 'Ruthless People', but that movie got hit by The Reinhold Touch"

"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."

The Reinhold Touch by Aaron Sylvan January 6, 2008

Midas Touch 

Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.

I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.

Midas Touch by Gantalopian May 3, 2010