Jew Nest

In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.

Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.

Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell

by G-tap November 16, 2010

Jew Clipping

The Act of cutting or printing out a coupon/promotional code that gives you a discount on an item.

I always like to go Jew Clipping with the Sunday Paper.

by JewishJoe February 23, 2008

jew jap

1. A jewish person of japenese decent. 2. A person of asiatic decent who practices Judisim.

Man look at that fine jew jap, eating that miso soup.

by cnice82 October 22, 2007

jew bacon

the part of the jew's dick that gets cut off during circumcision.
best when served fried like normal bacon.

julia, jess, and tori ate jew bacon on day 2.

by 123qwee February 13, 2008

jew-poo

noun, the result of when a person of the Jewish persuasion gets extremely intoxicated and proceeds to produce a cracken in his or her pants.

Guy - Wow, did you hear about that jew girl?
Guy 2 - You mean the one that got really fucked up and shit her pants?
Guy - Yeah, she had to get stripped down and hosed off.
Guy 2 - What a jew-poo!

by TheLumbahjack September 12, 2006

Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

by I_Am_Murloc September 04, 2009

Jew Candle

Some times called a Hanukhah, a Jew Candle is an 8 tiered candle holder. More properly known as a menorah.

"That guy has a huge ass Hanukkah on his lawn."
"A what?"
"A Hanukkah... you know, a jew candle."

by sigmundfr3ud April 04, 2009