A chipper and cheerful greeting relative to the phrase "top of the mornin'!" Seen as a sign of respect; best accompanied by the tipping of a hat.
by Smp123 June 14, 2013
The opposite of a chick magnet.
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
by Rachel Smith June 06, 2007
The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.
After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!
by The Phantom Penis December 07, 2010
Jennifer - "Hey I heard you hookup with Jim last night.... how was it?"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
Amy - "It was different. He has a serious dolphin dick"
by dboogie9 April 01, 2015
A flash cartoon on YouTube created by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller. The distributor is Mondo Media, the creator of Happy Tree Friends. The series is about two stick figures named Red and Blue.
by LizzieBabes419 March 19, 2011
Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
by Codsod January 02, 2019
Literally just lesbians and straight guys. People who don’t consume dick or anything that is produced by a dick, whether it be cum, piss or blood. There is no exception! You can’t cut any corners, once someone does they can no longer be considered or consider themselves as a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Jack, do you want to have a three way?
Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Fine!
Jack: Only if they’re two girls because I’m a dick vegan.
Stephanie: Fine!
by 5wampDaddy September 29, 2018