dry as a cats throat

when something is ass dry as a cats throat

gosh darnit this pussy is as dry as a cats throat
(2021 award winner for most used phrase closely followed by “fuck these niggas” by albert einstein

by THECOONs December 11, 2023

Throat GOAT

Nancy Reagan

Everyone in Hollywood knew that Nancy Reagan was, and always will be, the true throat GOAT.

by GUTDIGGA September 14, 2023

throat cleaner

A fellatio sex move, where the receiving party has a dick of formidable size lodged in their throat, and it is vigorously moved in and out of the victims mouth to trachea, hopefully damaging the esophagus , see fuck,

He is so lovely and he put my whole fucking cock down his tight throat that was emmitting loud gushing sounds in the process. He tipped me extra for the throat cleaner, he was only expecting a regular blojob, but was satisfied by the faint taste of blood after it was over.

by reynreaktor October 28, 2013

throat warmer

a vape

hey bro thanks for the throat warmer

by backslashslahsback February 9, 2021

Throat Bucket

The throat version of a cum dumpster.

That bitch gave head to 10 of us, she a throat bucket!

by Swaggin8649 February 18, 2023

throat fuck

when you get your throat fucked like its a p()ssy

"hes so sexc id let him throat fuck me"

by hrny sex demonn May 22, 2024

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011