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ileap & Leap test

A test taken by grades 3 through 12 to see how much tension, sweat, aggravation can be in one room. The ileap and leap consists of math, reading, social studies and science. It has the ability to ruin your life or make it better. Teachers spend an entire half a year trying to shove what knowledge they can in order to not have your stupid ignorance again next year.
student 1: hey have you taken the ileap & Leap test
student 2: yeah im so stoked it's over with

student 1: me too man we should do what nobody will let us do during leap testing
students: PARTY HARD!!!!!!!
by Waffle chicka April 11, 2010
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sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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Chinese Covid Test

Sticking someone or something in a butt.
“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test
by Tronicon January 27, 2021
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straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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Johnny Test Hater

Obnoxious rabid assholes that take their hatred of Johnny Test to extreme levels. They won't stop making shitty hate art either.
Matthew Davis Media is a prime example of a Johnny Test Hater

"WE GET IT!! YOU HATE JOHNNY TEST!! STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!! PLEASE!!!!!"
by Cynical Man May 28, 2022
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Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018
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teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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