standard wood

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

by Sheepish December 25, 2007

Meth Woods

A person that usually does meth and other drugs. A large person. Someone who likes to suck and blow a lot of cock.

Quit sucking that mans cock Meth!!!! Dont do drugs mmkay drugs are bad mmkay... or else you will be called methew woods or Meth Woods

by krackerjax July 8, 2011

Cherry wood

When you are going ham on your girl and she starts her p and it gets all over your dick

"Ah fuck, you just gave me cherry wood."

"Someone call the tampon police cause this bitch gave me cherry wood."

by Mattchew Telescope April 27, 2016

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Tiger Woods

Diet Mountain Dew and Captain Morgan Lime

Hey bartender Give me that Tiger Woods Drank

by Mason City December 20, 2009

marshall wood

The guy who has just read the above definition and is reading this right now.

you

by pabs November 2, 2003

Wood Dancer

One who dances in the woods. Wolves optional.

Ive never met a wood dancer before

by Big B January 21, 2005