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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.
‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1
by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011
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Blue Evans

When you slap someone’s arse that hard it goes blue and splotchy
Oh man I was fucking this guy last night and he pure gave me a blue evans
by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021
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blue guy

something to spice up the pary eh. a xanax.
He was buggin til I gave him a little blue guy.
by blueguyman January 30, 2022
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email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger
"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
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Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.
Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.
by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022
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blue toboggan

Tying a string around the tip of a penis until it turns blue.
Hey babe tonight I want a blue toboggan before I cum in your face.
by Beerandweed August 11, 2023
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