Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.

Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).

by Jetfavre July 23, 2021

Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel

She finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle last night. It felt amazing!

by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024

retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

taint sack

The inflamed portion between the nutsac and the asshole of a man, because of extreme vaginitis.

When a man comes to a person with problems, and you tell him to not be a Taint sack due to vaginitis.

by Manfury July 20, 2016

Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023