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Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.
"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album
by Allimac July 18, 2020
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Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.
Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ
by MobileKing May 9, 2013
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Open Door Dumper

Takes shit without closing door and others are in the building.
I knew things wouldn't last between myself and that girl because she was an ODD (open door dumper)
by OMG it's Patty G February 15, 2015
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Back Door Santa

Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.
Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"

Peter: "Sweet"
by Studley Ramrod September 6, 2012
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glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.
Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."
by kay lost April 25, 2010
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Katie bar the door

battin' down the hatches, the rain is a comin', the fat lady has sung, it's over, peace out, we're screwed
Holy shit! The rain is not going to let up anytime soon! Katie bar the door!
by minnyindy November 26, 2011
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back-door-trots

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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