One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.
Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.
If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.
Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!
A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.
by Alaska guy January 19, 2019
Get the Joey, a girlmug. A girl who hits a man's emotions until his hearts broken. In some cases this can result in the man giving out candy to small children as a hobby.
Tony: Dude, did you hear what happened between Susie and Melvin?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
DeMarcus: Yeah man, I can't believe she broke up with him after 2 years for some forty year old, Hispanic carpenter named Jesus.
Tony: What a piñata girl!
DeMarcus: Is that why he kept trying to sell me a fucking snickers bar...?
by SlingdogMillionaire October 22, 2013
Get the piñata girlmug. An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021
Get the cottage girlsmug. Girl who attends to your house in exchange for room and board. Occasionally assuming role of girlfriend for various activities but not in serious manner.
by CharlieRomeo June 22, 2021
Get the house girlmug. by Eleanor♡ November 8, 2019
Get the The dani girlmug. An attractive girl that is like a ghost. She is their emotionally and physically but is no ones possession. This is why you will miss her. She is a backyard girl. Typical teenage hangout places is in a backyard were youll have a bonfire with friends and drink and smoke and socialize. She will cuddle you and have an awesome time with her. She has been with all my friends. Dont necessarily have sexual relations. Shes my Non related sister. But at the end of the night she goes home alone.
We cuddled and watched a movie. Went to my friends kickback and had a bonfire. We laughed and had a good time. We played beer pong. Cuddled next to the fire talking about stories. Freestyled to some hiphop beats with the homies. Talked about life. Deep conversations. i was throwing up in the bathroom and she took care of me. She cryd on my shoulder . were there for eachother. But at the end of the night, we part. She was a backyard girl man.
by Krazykatz November 12, 2014
Get the backyard girlmug. Did you see that hot young jailbait he was with? She's actually 21. A real loophole girl if I ever saw one
by auricom July 16, 2010
Get the Loophole Girlmug.