Freeier than Turbo tax

Because the commercial of Turbo tax says free the definition is when you have no earnings.

Your dog freeier than turbo tax so free, free, free, free

by itsmePhYcOEruptsaj February 16, 2021

More Shares Than Hairs

-noun

1. A hair challenged person with a high amount of ownership or options to a company.

Examples of "More Shares Than Hairs" candidates:
Steve Ballmer, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, etc...

by herrocroser November 15, 2010

Cuntier than a lesbian porno

An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

by SquirrelNuts84 March 27, 2022

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK

The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it

Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside

by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012

Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

Id rather be gay than cold

Said when somebody is so cold they would rather have their sexuality questioned than freeze to death

Guy1: goddamn im so cold
Guy2: you wanna get in this sleeping bag with me?
Guy1: ..... Ya fuck it id rather be gay than cold

by Chris wiener July 20, 2013